Fup Duck

Jesus went to a Christmas party and brought home a duck. It was a white elephant affair. The duck, named Fup, was psychic and could recite people’s thoughts by rhythmically tapping his feet. But neither Jesus nor his friends new Morse Code and the duck couldn’t roll his R’s. So when Jesus fell ill, there was no way for him to know the doctor was a quack.


Original artwork by: Aram Fresh